Dates for Sex

I’m not saying that there is something wrong with it, because people say that majority of heavyset people are jolly. I would have to agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their extra poundage. However, for most, packing in that extra weight can be quite worrisome. Studies show that obesity is the number one killer in America. Unless you’re a gymaholic or a genetic freak of nature, gaining weight is an inevitable consequence of aging. You start to get lazy and you lose motivation. But if your objective is to avoid this from happening to you, and at the same time looking for an adult dating partner who will not embarrass you, here is a helpful guide in determining if your girl will start to balloon.

• She’s got fat genes (No, not Phat Jeans)

Check your adult dating partner’s mom before buying the total package. If she looks like a cow, you might need to move along. The milk may be free, but you really wouldn’t want to buy this cow. Run, far away, before she eats your couch.

• She owns a lot of leggings

She has leggings; shitloads of them. There is only one reason why a woman has to wear leggings all the time—the size of their tummy can’t be controlled so they need elastic to hold their gargantuan gut in. Rummage through your woman’s dresser and when you see more than three pairs of leggings, you’re pretty much screwed.

• All you activities revolve around food

You only go out on dates to dine. This can be both your fault. You should’ve done something of the outdoors and athletic type instead of always going out to eat in the beginning of your adult dating phase. If you keep letting her shove food down her throat, you have nobody else to blame but yourself. If she keeps on indulging, then she obviously enjoys the free dinners, and soon enough it will be too late to turn back the caloric clock. Get your asses of the couch and do something—anything—or you’ll both be fat.

• She always orders salads

She constantly orders salads when you start adult dating. Okay, let me explain something to you guys—no one eats that much salad. NOBODY. She is lying to her teeth if wants to show her dainty manner before you invite her over your place for a romantic home-cooked meal you have prepared for her. Once she let’s herself loose and starts devouring every steak in your fridge, you will regret ignoring this sign.

• She has no need to work out now that she has a boyfriend

You have been adult dating for a while now and she has become lazy to hit the gym. Most of us do let ourselves go after putting up such a fine show the first few months of dating, but this is quite inexcusable and promotes false advertising. If you start to notice your girl slacking off, chain her to a treadmill and run it on high. If she’s still running after an hour, you know you’ve got yourself a champ.

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