Tips on How to Read Hot Girls Through Their Nails

11:54 PM / Posted by datesforsex11 /

If you haven’t heard of this before, I’m sure this will be of much interest. Read on and learn how to decode hot girls based on their nails.

Nubby
She is either a nail biter, a guitar player, or works in construction. Nevertheless, these kind of hot girls have no problems with lifting the other end of the couch to move it or using her hands to clear a clogged drain. However, there is a downside: she will likely steal your beer. Or worse, she might be the type that only shaves below the knee, or even not at all.

Short and Manicured
This means she takes good care of herself, but is neither compulsive nor obsessive in doing it. They are usually the clear nail polish kind of girl, but she can get crazy sometimes and go for a dark red. And every once in a while, when she feels like going formal, she’ll opt for a French manicure complete with the white tip. This is an indication that this typically missionary style girl is ready to ride you on top.

Very Long
One word: drama. For this type of girl, the length of her nails is directly proportional to the amount of maintenance she needs to make her happy. Obviously, dates that involve physical activities are out. These long-nailed hot girls are typically more inclined to the superficial aspects of life, so be ready for lots of shopping and fine dining, plus here’s the redeemer lots of hot sex. Just make sure to watch your back when doing the deed, because this tiger is bound to leave you with a few claw marks.

Fake
Even if she is dazzling and has an attractive personality, she is relatively shallow and desires to be somebody she is not. Brace yourself with loads of jealousy, fits of emotional rage, and angry outbursts when things don’t go her way. And be careful too, since fake nails can also mean fake lashes, fake boobs and who knows what other body parts are fake. To know if her nails are fake or the real thing: the artificial ones look plastic and are thicker than natural nails.

Black Nails
She is of the rebellious and wild kind. You might have a goth or a depressed emo girl in your hands. But either way, she is surely a lot of fun to play with. Unless, of course, black is the fashionable color of the moment, in which case you may have unwittingly hooked up with a closet drama queen.

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